Jesus' Diary, Nov. 13
By ElChe88

Woke up, took a piss, vomited. Had a sandwich, snorted a line, drove to Janine’s. Fucked Janine, bumped into Rachel on the way out, fucked Rachel, snorted a line. Called Fred, had a Burger King, smoked a cigarette, took a piss, threw up. Went home, took two aspirins, fell asleep. Woke up at 7 pm, had a shower, watched Friends, called Jim, drove to the cinema, watched He’s Just Not That In To You, threw up. Fuckin’ popcorn. Fuckin’ movie. Called Daisy, fucked Daisy, fought with Daisy, smoked a cigarette, drove home. Had a Bud, watched Home Improvement, cried, vomited, smoked a cigarette, fell asleep.

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